Sunday, March 15, 2009

Birthday, day 3 (Robbed!)

Last night was awesome, meeting up with folks that I graduated with 22 years ago.  We wandered around the casino, then met up with everyone.  Dinner found me surrounded by folks screaming for Mizzou.  It was crazy.

Back at home, I stayed up late to watch SNL, even though I fell asleep 20 minutes before it was over.  Whatever.  I'm old.

So this morning, we planned to head out to Dad's to detail the vehicles.  I got into my hot little car, whistling a happy tune; and then I shouted the loudest, filthiest word known to man.  No, you haven't heard this word before.  It's new.  It's new, and 12 syllables and it's ugly.  I screamed that word and wondered what happened to my radio.


Just wires where the stereo used to be.  I cried.  I literally cried.  We have another stereo that we can put in, but I've been violated.  In this little town.  In my driveway.  You robbed me.  You will be punished.

I'm not sure when.  I'm not sure how.  I WILL, however, kick your ass at some point in the future.

Kevin has a stereo that he has installed, so I don't shoot myself on the way to work tomorrow.  I have tunes, so it's good.  I just have to plot the death of the moron who did this.  Probably the same jackass who swam in the water tower.

I give this birthday an A-, even though my radio was stolen.  My family and friends made the rest of it awesome.  Thanks, family.


7 comments:

Pamela said...

OMG are you KIDDING?? I'd be SO MAD! I'm glad that you had a nice Birthday and that you do have tunes. But, WOW!

Amy said...

I'm visualizing you in the movie House Bunny when she just screams out random curse words together. LOL

Even when it's something bad, you make me laugh. The same jackass that swam in the water tower. ew.

Lindie said...

Only one time has that happened to me. Out in the country. A battery was stolen from my car. The sheriff said he thought he knew who did it but we had no proof. (it wasn't worth taking fingerprints)But I felt so violated! And no longer safe.

Remo said...

You can swim in the watertower where you live?

Cool.

Do you live in Hooterville?

Marlene said...

Son of a -----!!!!Thats what I said when I read that. Darn, now I have to go to confession. We think we are safe from such stuff in our little towns. Marlene

Hollie said...

I'm so sorry Rachel.

Traci said...

Wow! I would be FURIOUS! NOT stinking fair.