Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I like the way he talk, he likes the way I talk...

I love it when Slingblade shows up on a movie channel. SCORE! This is one of the best acted movies EVER. "I like me some of those french fried potaters."

I was merging onto I-70 today, accelerating and checking mirrors. At the same time, I was talking to Kevin (bluetooth headset, don't worry.) All of a sudden (Have you ever heard someone say "all of the sudden?" It's funny, because it's wrong.) Anywho, all of a sudden, I see this white spider crawling down my dash.

Yup, crawling down the dash, quite quickly. I wanted to smash (smoosh?) it, but wound up only brushing it toward the floorboard. Dang. The rest of the drive home, I imagined that I felt it crawling on my leg. I scratched and smacked my leg so many times, the leg fell off. That's right, I am missing my right leg. DON'T PITY ME!

Maybe not, but there's a happy little white spider in my car, planning my demise. Just so you know, I've enjoyed knowing each and every one of you.

Goodnight, and goodbye.

2 comments:

Donna said...

"Anywho" is wrong too. So there. I'm still not done cringing.

Rachel said...

"Anywho" is said, tongue in cheek, so I get a pass. That's all I have to say about that. UmmHmm.