The driving lessons will continue at a later date. Boy oh boy, could I lay one on you tonight, but there are other things afoot. WTH does "afoot" mean, anyway? Seriously!
I found out a few weeks back that I'd be attending the Kentucky state convention. OK, no problem. I've never been to that one, but I have some customers that I'm excited to meet. Last week, when I got my airline information, I saw that I was flying in to Cincinnati. My first thought was, "There's a Cincinnati in Kentucky?"
Yeah, I really did.
Apparently, we stay in Cincinnati, but it's a short hop across a bridge to be in Kentucky. Hmm, interesting. I had NO idea that Ohio touched Kentucky. Sad? Oh honey, this ain't the half of it.
I am well aware of which states touch Missouri. I can even picture the shape of most of them, and pinpoint the major cities in a couple. I was shocked, however, when I was at an Iowa convention, and was told we'd have dinner in Omaha. Huh? Yeah, I'm lame like that.
When I hear that I'm going to a state in which I know someone, I email them to ask if we can meet up. I often find that they're 4 hours away from where I'll be. *sigh* I should do more research, or be more informed, or go back to 4th grade. Something. I'm not good at this stuff.
So, if you live in Mission, TX (like my Aunt does in the winter) and I find I'm going to Ft. Worth: I will probably call you and ask if you want to have lunch. When you announce that it would be a 10 hour drive, I'll sound shocked and amazed.
I'm just sayin'.
All I can say is, there will be stupid pictures coming soon, from Ohio or Kentucky or Utah or Canada...or something. Braille room number anyone?