However, since she didn't make it wildly public about what was up (she's fine, folks) I starting thinking about what some people may assume is going on. And then...Well, and then my mind did what it always does: It started having fun.
What could I tell people about this situation? Here are a few things that I came up with:
- Sex Change
- Face Lift
- Child Birth
- Removal of foot from mouth
- Butt lift
- Donation of kidney to internet stealing neighbors
- 12-step program for facebook addicts
You can see how far I could take this, right? What do YOU think Mom is having done? If you know the truth, you must make something up for fun, OK?
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I especially like the "donation of kidney" one. Actually, as long as everything goes as well as it is so far, I will eventually do a blog entry. Because a lot of people would like to have this done and didn't know insurance pays for it. Oops, was that too big a hint?
Yes, Mom. Now they all know that it was a butt lift. DANGIT!
Thumb replacement. Her green thumb has gone blue and she must garden this spring!
I just assumed Boob job, of course.... LOL! ;p
Oh gosh! Don't tell me your Mom had a tummy tuck cause she was tired of counting calories? Or did she have a wart removed from her nose from sniffing out the thieves who are stealing her mushrooms? Gasp! I can't believe it! I just can't believe it!
I'm glad your Mom is doing well from her procedure. Rachel, thank you for letting us know that your Mom is ok.
Arm dangle removal! I knew it!!!
My guess: Rhinoplasty or hemorroidectomy (had to spell check that one). haha
Whatever it is, best wishes and can't wait to hear. P~
I know she has mentioned her hurting knees from time to time so I will guess some work done on her knees! Hey, I could use a butt lift and an everything else lift too!
I was thinking boob job! LOL
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