Thursday, January 21, 2010

My Mom's in the Hospital

Yeah, it was a minor procedure, and yeah, Mom will be home in the morning.

However, since she didn't make it wildly public about what was up (she's fine, folks) I starting thinking about what some people may assume is going on. And then...Well, and then my mind did what it always does: It started having fun.

What could I tell people about this situation? Here are a few things that I came up with:
  • Sex Change
  • Face Lift
  • Child Birth
  • Removal of foot from mouth
  • Butt lift
  • Donation of kidney to internet stealing neighbors
  • 12-step program for facebook addicts
You can see how far I could take this, right? What do YOU think Mom is having done? If you know the truth, you must make something up for fun, OK?


Donna said...

I especially like the "donation of kidney" one. Actually, as long as everything goes as well as it is so far, I will eventually do a blog entry. Because a lot of people would like to have this done and didn't know insurance pays for it. Oops, was that too big a hint?

Rachel said...

Yes, Mom. Now they all know that it was a butt lift. DANGIT!

Mellow Mel said...

Thumb replacement. Her green thumb has gone blue and she must garden this spring!

Astaryth said...

I just assumed Boob job, of course.... LOL! ;p

Debbie said...

Oh gosh! Don't tell me your Mom had a tummy tuck cause she was tired of counting calories? Or did she have a wart removed from her nose from sniffing out the thieves who are stealing her mushrooms? Gasp! I can't believe it! I just can't believe it!

I'm glad your Mom is doing well from her procedure. Rachel, thank you for letting us know that your Mom is ok.

Kathy said...

Arm dangle removal! I knew it!!!

Pat said...

My guess: Rhinoplasty or hemorroidectomy (had to spell check that one). haha
Whatever it is, best wishes and can't wait to hear. P~

Midlife Mom said...

I know she has mentioned her hurting knees from time to time so I will guess some work done on her knees! Hey, I could use a butt lift and an everything else lift too!

Traci said...

I was thinking boob job! LOL