Wednesday, December 9, 2009

A post about the weather.

I would tell you all how cold it is, but I won't. I could tell you about the snow-packed roads this morning, but I won't. I could tell you about the incidents that almost happened in this mess, but I won't.

Actually, if I hear "cold enough for ya?" one more time, I may shoot myself in the knee cap for distraction and something to talk about. "Wow! Look at all that blood. That was good shot, huh?"

I don't mind reading other's takes on the weather trends, I just don't want to post my own. I pumped gas after work and started thinking about how I could do a blog post about frozen body parts. Then, as I went in to pay for the gas, I heard 7,304 conversations about the weather, and changed my mind.

And then I shot myself in the knee cap.

Ever seen a shot as clean as that one? Straight through. Neat little exit wound, huh?


David said...

A minor technicality, perhaps, but I seriously doubt that shooting oneself in the kneecap would produce a "neat little exit wound" as you say. Well, unless you used my M1 Garand with some armor piercing rounds...

I've never attempted such a feat and I don't plan to. Nor do I plan to blog about how blanking cold it is. No, I use your comments section for that sort of thing. :P

Rachel said...

David, you're in Texas. What do *YOU* know about cold?

Donna said...

Texas? What a wimp! Bring him up here in January and we'll see what happens.

Wait... is this somebody I've met?

I didn't mean it, really I didn't.

Unless I didn't meet him. Then I totally mean it.

Sonya said...

People love to talk about the weather, huh? (Except for you. ha.)
At least it's not HIGH gas prices they are talking about. I wish it would SNOW here! I wanna be snowed in for 2 days. Just 2.

We are looking downward toward the weekend. Hope you all have a good one.

Lindie said...

Just heard on the news that Odessa has lost all power! Since 6pm. Now they are cold!