My phone rang as I was driving home from work. Thank goodness for bluetooth. I answered...
Monica: "You know Bubba's friend Danielle, who goes to KU?"
Me: "Yes?" (only barely remembering the name...)
Monica: "So, she has a hedgehog that she's looking for a good home for."
Me: "No. We're not getting a hedgehog."
Monica: "But he's cute and I'll do EVERYTHING to take care of him."
Me: "We're not getting a hedgehog."
Monica: "He's nocturnal, so I won't have to do ANYTHING during the day!"
Me: "No, We're not getting a hedgehog."
Monica: "But, Mooommm! He is SO cute!"
Me: "Ask your Dad. I am driving and I gotta go."
Monica: "OK, thanks Mom!"
LOL. I'm evil. Still, I'll sleep fine tonight. Hedgehog free. Kevin's new (later) shift may work against him. BWAAHAAHAAHAAA